Submission Guide Part 2: Ask Ellen

Should you dump him? Is faking your own death really the best option? Are you the asshole or is it all your father-in-law’s fault?

Send us your dilemma and our resident advice columnist Ellen might just set you straight. Anon sign-offs are welcome. Swipe through for more details, including what fields you can skip!

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Deadline: 1 April 2027

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